Ladies and Gentlemen,
Some of you have come to this web site, because you heard that the inimitable Congressman of years back, Daniel J. Flood was back in town. Let me say this about that. He was and perhaps may still be. But since you need to know, both he and I are back and we are monitoring how well our boy, Kelly, does in this race.
I had never met Dan Flood until the day Kelly asked me to say what I thought about him in a recorded message. What Kelly did not say was that his eminence was going to join me. I had an awful lot to say, especially about things dear to my heart like the virtues (and lack thereof of things such as temperance).
Out of nowhere, as you will see or hear if you choose to listen to this diatribe, this Flood guy interrupts me continually. But, I was able to get a few words in though I never knew the meaning of the term edgewise until I tried to speak while he was sandwiching me in on all sides. Now, that's edgewise...
Kelly wanted me to say that today we were able to obtain through processes known only to a few special people what appears to be myself as well as your eminently ostentatious Congressman. And both of us have specific messages for the people of Northeastern PA.
Both of us give Brian Kelly our full support.
At one time, you could click here to get my melodious accolades for your future Congressman, Brian Kelly and please forgive Congressman Flood for butting in as perhaps he is getting old. Ah! Yes!
If I can convvert the old swf file, I'll get it back
Your friend in fun,
W. C. Fields
BTW, this is twice as long as the Congressman's download so be patient after you click.
Now, where dear Abigail, are the kumquats, Yaaaaaaass!